Terry Pratchett – Unseen Academicals (2009)
Ponder cleared his throat. ‘Gentlemen, the game of football is clearly about more than the rules and the nature of the play. In any case, these are pure mechanical considerations; the chanting and, of course, the food are of more concern to us, I feel. They seem to be an integral part of the game. Regrettably, so do the supporters’ clubs.’
‘What is the nature of this problem?’ Ridcully enquired.
‘They hit one another over the head with them.’